No Bull Here

A DEA officer stopped at my farm yesterday and declared to me...
 “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said “Okay , but don’t go in that field over there…..”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying,
” Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face.
“See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…… With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs…..



“Your badge, show him your  F#$%ING  BADGE!!”!

Love Hurts

by Nan Vernon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJlGm3tbJJs

"It's really not the end, even when it is really the end.  You'd be surprised how resilient a heart is when allowed to sprout onto new land..."

Iggy, Siggy, Piggy

staying alive

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Gato Malo

badass fuzzy
No, I'm not talking about you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

Nor conned
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y46abWrRqok

To All Ladies Out There in search of your fairy tale

One Woman's
'Knight in Shining Armor'

is usually Another Woman's
'Dope in Tin Foil'

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Go Raw

when in doubt, channel your inner child...
After all, those are always the most honest explanations!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwuDHJetyE