Plumber vs Electrician

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=mViO9mnCTBo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DmViO9mnCTBo

Pugs in a Sled

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=irIiE3_X_bU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DirIiE3_X_bU

Random thoughts from a hockey player

Lets be nice, they're people too....

http://deadspin.com/5986340/ilya-bryzgalovs-thoughts-on-meteors-asteroids-and-life-are-simple-yet-profound?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

The Dalai Lama

When asked....

"What surprises you MOST about Humanity?"

He answered....

"Man...
Because he sacrifices his Health in order to make money.  Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And...
Then he is so anxious about the FUTURE...that he does not enjoy the present...
The Result...being,
He does not live in the present OR the future...
Instead...
He lives as if is never going to die...
But, Dies having NEVER Lived!"

How does it feel to be lonely?

Like a piece of you is missing...
and the rest of you is dying because of it

Like a flag whistling in the wind,
Without anyone noticing...
Or Caring.

A slave to a cause that never materializes...

I can hear the whispers, but never encounter the source.

Time and time again...surrounded by a million different people....
Yet, no one seems to know...
That sweet song I can sing...
Sometimes, I can't recognize the pain
It's a melody in my heart that cries...cleansing my soul
I shine with a freeness...that will never die!

I find who I am...and I will never be alone...

Can an Otter play Basketball?

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=U6hxjIjKWUE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DU6hxjIjKWUE

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/eddie-otter-plays-basketball-treat-1725359

My Sweet Submissive

I seduce her soul with my delicate touch...

Unnerving her very fabric with each sensual stroke...

My soft lips gently graze her body...leaving light traces of their path....

I read her mind...it speaks volumes to me...her thoughts scream at me...torn between logic and desire...infused with a vengeful unforgiving lust...her will bends to my gravity...delightfully enticed by my warm feel....

Mesmerized by my allure, She can not implore no more...no less

Without forgiveness, Without apologies...I gaze into her eyes...they can never lie...speak to me bedazzled one...share your secrets, speak your truth...spare no detail...let me hear your heart sing...

And, her heart sang me this lullaby...

“The kiss. Oh, the kiss. What a perfect, unnerving, luscious kiss. Makes me feel vulnerable, unhinging my entire existence . . . Completely taking me apart, piece by piece...and putting me back together again and again.”

She melts in my grasp...liquid passion on its fiercest pulse...

Her soul tries to crawl...

Inside my world...and forever shield her core...bare her essence...

She is my prisoner

She is my sweet lovely Submissive