Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Introtense

I might be quiet...really, really quiet...but I am intense, almost to extreme and insane levels.
But I will never be as crazy as you all!
You call me shy?  Nope..sorry...Well, that makes you even more wrong.  I am deliberate and specific...and I don't care if you hear me or don't believe in me.  I am selective and very calculating.
Most of you have no true meaning or direction...
But, not I.
I am meaningful.
I am reasonable.
I am an Introvert.

http://space2live.net/2013/03/22/introverts-explained-why-we-love-you-but-need-to-get-away-from-you/

How Lucky am I to be cursed with seeing and knowing a road that most walk blind...

I could tell you what needs to be done...but, you people really need to learn on your own...for yourselves.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Say it how it is

Random Dude comes up to me:
"Yo Man, you know that you gotts a problem drinkin?"

My Reaction to this dickhead:
"No 'Random Dude', I gotts a problem with Assholes Fuckin' with me, when I'm drinkin',"




"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius , and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring"

P.s.
Too many motor mouths, 
Not enough thought...
t
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Perfect recipe for disastrous stupidity.

fml

Funny my Luv
When a pumpkin got plucked
Right off its home...it's long Green Vine
So Firm, so Fine...so very Ripe
You carried it
On hand and foot
Right to my doorstep
Your note
Scribble in your slop read
"It's yours, keep it"
I said,
Fine...it's mine
I'm glad you got lost on the way home
No one ever believed your lies
No one ever cared to realize
You were the idea
That orange round box
Left at that lonesome doorstep...
For me to carve my heart
Right through your soul
love
live
lust
linger
liberate
I lit you bright
You shined with your light
You grew before my eyes
So pretty, so tall...such a delight...
I knelt in your shadow
You left me no promise
I fed you some roses
You bled me dry
Time melted your walls
Your memory faded...
Becoming Old
Your harsh tongue
Bite it...off...if I could
Vanished
Like a thought
Turning into a fossil
In a cave
Where I once called home

I remember,
I listen,
I know

"many people don't listen in order to understand; they listen so that they may reply."

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Stuffed Pumpkin

No...since I was given this gigantic pumpkin...which I can (k)not fit into my crockpot (technically I had planned on using it as a Dutch oven substitute)...I need a quick plan Bee...meaning, that...I needed parchment paper...which I did not have...
So,
Long story cut short and boring...
i did NOT make this tonight.
Boo Whoo me!
As much as I wanted too...when I pick some parchment paper up...
I will tomorrow with a few added creative liberties (one of my many specialities you know).

So, my fellow recipe goers...
(A wonderful Thanksgiving/Christmas Day dish)
Did I stutter when I drooled and said yum?
Oh, Hun...
Yes, you....
Over there, in the corner...
Come, come and sit next to me as I share a little bit of stuffed pumpkin...
Please!

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Pumpkin-Stuffed-with-Everything-Good-361169