A Scotsman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance, then , casually looks at his watch for a moment
Now, the woman notices this, and asks him, Is your date running late ?
NO he replies i just got this "state of the art" watch and i was just testing it
Intrigued now, the woman says " a state of the art watch " Whats so special about it ?
"OH" says the Scotsman it uses Alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, the woman ask what is it telling you now ?
The man grins and says " Well its telling me you are not wearing any panties
The woman giggles and says, your watch must be broken as i AM wearing panties
The Scotsman smiles, taps his watch, and says
The bloody thing is a hour fast
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