Its Always About Our Chemistry

The Elements by Tom Lehrer

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
There's strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AcS3NOQnsQM

Yoga for Life

Ok, ok...let me just say...not all yoga classes are the same...and neither are the instructors!  It's more than just a medical fact.  It goes beyond all reasonable facts, and defies all our logic.  It's like roaming through a smorgasbord And cafeteria on an empty stomache and bank account...nowhere to go but everywhere...to ask for anything but what you actually need.
Now, that we laid down the ground rules for this exercise...its imperative that what we discuss, stays with us...which is not intended to be used for any unauthorized usage unless permission is asked for and granted.  Got It?  Good!  Now keep it and on with this and the rest of my unquestionable level of ridiculous nonsense.  On With Our Show...

So, there I was.  Tuesday afternoon Basic Alignment Yoga with Jesse.  He is a tall and thin fellow...almost as tall as me, minus sixty or so pounds (mostly muscle of course).  He is one of those flamboyant types...and I could care less.  Just a side note... I don't care what anyone's race, gender, political affiliation, sexual orientation or religion is.  There are two types of people out there...those that I like and those that I don't.  If you are a good person, you fall in the former.  If you are a donkey arse dick, you fall in the later.  Any questions?  Great...!

Now, there I was...one hour into the class.  We went through our routine.  The whole time, working on a respectable exertion level with marginal to acceptable results on my poses.  We are now into our cool down phase.  A series of stretching poses followed by a brief meditative period lying supine on our mat.  We come up on our final stretching pose known as the happy baby pose.  For those of you who don't know this pose...you are lying on your back with your legs straight up in the air.  You can hold your feet on the instep or outer edge of the foot in order to increase the magnitude of the stretch.

https://livinlifeinlouie.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/yoga-over-the-years/happy-baby-pose/

Anyhow, there I was...on my back with my legs up in the air as I held both of my feet...in essence, with my arse facing upwards.
Out of nowhere, Jesse shows up and swiftly lays a small blanket on my arse and he kneels on me.  That's right, I am on my back and the gay instructor decides to sit on me.

WTF dude is my immediate thought.  Now, in case you don't all know...I love my personal space.  As a matter of fact, I don't like anyone in my space..as in almost always.  Well, Jesse picks up on my unease...he quickly gets off of me and mimmics his move to the young lady next to me.
Now, I love yoga...I really do...but, this touching bussiness that the instructors do to me (male and female Instructors) is just not that acceptable to me.  I won't stop going, primarily because I am addicted to the positive results that I have earned thus far...and I fully plan on gaining many more.  So, that's my morning two cents.

Ciao and Namaste

Sane Energy Project

So, who thinks building a high pressure liquified gas station off the coast of Jones Beach (Port Ambrose) is a good idea?
It will have a blast radius of eight miles...just in case you were doing some funky maths....stuff...?!

http://saneenergyproject.org

fourfiveseconds

[Verse 1 - Rihanna:]
I think I've had enough
I might get a little drunk
I say what's on my mind
I might do a little time
Cause all of my kindness
Is taken for weakness

[Hook - Rihanna:]
Now I'm Four Five Seconds from wildin'
And we got three more days 'til Friday
I'm just tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'
I swear I wish somebody would tell me
Ooh, that's all I want

[Verse 2 - Kanye West:]
Woke up an optimist
Sun was shinin', I'm positive
Then I heard you was talkin' trash
Hold me back, I'm 'bout to spaz

[Hook - Rihanna and Kanye West:]
Now I'm Four Five Seconds from wildin'
And we got three more days 'til Friday
I'm just tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'
I swear I wish somebody would tell me
Ooh, that's all I want

[Bridge - Rihanna:]
And I know that you're up tonight
Thinkin', "how could I be so selfish?"
But you called 'bout a thousand times
Wondering where I've been
Now I know that you're up tonight
Thinkin' "how could I be so reckless?"
But I just can't apologize
I hope you can understand

[Verse 3 - Kanye West:]
If I go to jail tonight
Promise you'll pay my bail
See they want to buy my pride
But that just ain't up for sale
See all of my kindness
Is taken for weakness

[Hook x2 - Rihanna and Kanye West:]
Now I'm Four Five Seconds from wildin'
And we got three more days 'til Friday
I'm just tryna make it back home by Monday mornin'
I swear I wish somebody would tell me
Ooh, that's all I want




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0g4dWxEBo

Beautiful Day

When you save the last dance
For Ne
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=AL94UKMTqg-9AmXxXk8rawm3T9fUAgvnWN&v=LAjfB0XfjkA


Oh...and I haven't Met you Yet
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJmKkU5POA&params=OAFIAVgB&list=AL94UKMTqg-9AmXxXk8rawm3T9fUAgvnWN&mode=NORMAL

Skittles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swbMylGsx2M

Age and intimacy

http://www.manchester.ac.uk/discover/news/article/?id=13745

Who Says that My Pick Up Lines don't Work...they worked on you

A Scotsman walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman, he gives her a quick glance, then , casually looks at his watch for a moment

Now, the woman notices this, and asks him, Is your date running late ?

NO he replies i just got this "state of the art" watch and i was just testing it

Intrigued now, the woman says " a state of the art watch " Whats so special about it ?

"OH" says the Scotsman it uses Alpha waves to talk to me telepathically, the woman ask what is it telling you now ?

The man grins and says " Well its telling me you are not wearing any panties

The woman giggles and says, your watch must be broken as i AM wearing panties

The Scotsman smiles, taps his watch, and says

The bloody thing is a hour fast

one, two...three

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Excuses are like Arseholes

Everyone has one...

And they're ALL full of shit!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LE5mkAwcTx4

What Would George Do

As in George Costanza.
Granted, I have dated some women who share certain character traits with George...
Luckily, none of them looked like George (although, certain women can look like George...not to superficially judge anyone).
I found this article as I sipped my wine and watched the movie 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' with Lulu...she complained the whole time of how I flirt with all the women and send the wrong message...she feels that I deserve to shrivel up and get tossed into the corner.
And...I...
Wondering, the whole time...how, I dodged being in a Relationship with a female George C.

Jerry may have broken up with more women on "Seinfeld," but no one was more cowardly -- or superficial or illogical in their rationale for splitting up -- than George. (This is, after all, the guy who invented, perfected and patented the "it's not you, it's me" breakup technique.) 

Unfortunately, his ways have influenced others. Below, Redditors shared the most George Costanza-esque reason they've ever used for breaking up with someone. Were we judging these petty, unbelievably nit-picky breakup rationales? You better believe it, buddy. 

1. "She would constantly say the names of the stores we passed by while driving: 'Jiffy Lube. Huh, a Spencers. Gym-boooo-ree' (that's how she would say it).'" 

2. "She wouldn't change the volume on the TV to an even number. I mean, how hard is it to put the TV on 30 instead of 29?" 

3. "She walked too slow. We'd go out somewhere and walk down the street and I'd turn around and she's, like, 20 feet behind me."

4. "This was many, many years ago (probably '92 or so). I was out shopping with a girl and we stopped in at the Gap. She picked out a skirt or some pants or whatever, and when she went up to pay for them, the woman at the register asked her if she needed a pair of matching socks. My girlfriend happily said 'Yes,' and I thought that was totally unacceptable, that she could be so quickly and easily swayed to make yet another purchase. It was SHOCKING to me. We broke up two days later." 

5. "There was a chin hair that would begin to appear every morning, and every morning she'd head to the bathroom and emerge sans chin hair. Still, though. Other than that she was perfect. *sigh*"

6. "She held her fork overhanded, as in the shovel technique. You can't take someone like that anywhere."

7. "He didn't eat anything but potatoes, peanut butter, and ramen. He wasn't a broke college student, just a f*cking picky eater. Nope. Adios." 

8. "Her parents were too rich. And I don't mean, like, nice-house-in-the-suburbs money. I'm talking Fortune 500 CEO-type money. It was seriously intimidating and I couldn't handle the pressure, so I stuck a note in her locker on the last day of school after a three-month relationship. (I was 17, so way too old to be doing that type of cowardly bullshit.) It made for a very awkward senior year."

9. "She was a GUD. Geographically Undesirable. She moved, and I didn't like driving to her new place."

10. "I couldn't stand her name: Antoinette. I tried to get her to go by Tony, but no such luck. She had to go."

11. "No joke, and I didn't see the 'Seinfeld' episode until long after we'd broke up, but she had the manliest man-hands a man could ever hand. I thought I would be OK with it but I wasn't." 

12. "She would put saltine crackers in her soup and crush them up. No big deal -- I do that, too -- but when she was done she would lick her hands clean of all the cracker dust. Every. Single. Time! I could not handle this no matter how amazing the sex was."

13. "He had soft, silky hands with pretty tapering fingers. The man's hands were softer and girlier than mine." 

14. "She bought me a sweater and showed up at my work to give it to me. We had only been dating for a week or so." 

15. "She had a smell. It wasn't a bad smell. It was quite pleasant. Everyone likes her smell. I hated that. I only date women that don't have any smell at all now."

article by Brittney Wong
"15 Petty Break Up Reason That Would Get George Costanza's Stamp of Approval"

League of Denial

I have gotten a few comments...even a few accusations.... As a results from my past transgressions.
Comments and questions like:
'Too many shots to the head buddy?"
"Did you forget?"
"What are you talking about?"
Whatever, I'm fine.  But there are plenty of folks whom aren't as fortunate.
Head injuries are no joke.
Here is the movie that the NFL does NOT want you to see.


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/league-of-denial/