Easy as they Come

We all know a couple...some folk know more than others.
I have met a few, and you all know who.
They're here, they're there...they are truly everywhere.
Not to sound too serious, not to sound too mischievous....
But, they're all around us...
But, you have nothing to fear!
Nothing short of a swift, stern and sturdy slap on their butt
could tame these Cougars, hyenas and lionesses...
My, my...aren't you all wild and crazy.
speaking from experience
which isn't much considering where and when experience does come
These women are not to be trusted beyond a midnight shag!
Ouch.
(And they wonder why they're still single?)
(Always looking for a knight in shining armor)
I huff, and I will puff a cloud so dense
So thick
You'll gasp for air before I'm done
Shush your 'purdy' little mouth
And perk up those pretty little ears
These are the the fifty that you were warned about.

Yum yum yum yum yum yum yummy yum yum
Ho hum!

First 24
http://www.returnofkings.com/16837/24-signs-shes-a-slut

Final 26
http://www.returnofkings.com/23539/26-more-signs-shes-a-slut


Enjoy, just like how everyone else has.

Stress is as heavy as you Make It

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."

She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything."

Remember to put the glass down.

PC

"There is Suffering in Life,

and there are Defeats.

No One can avoid them.

But it's better to lose some of the battles in the Struggles of your Dreams

than to be defeated without ever knowing what you're fighting for."

- Paul Coelho

I'm Sorry, I don't Speak Whinese

That's not Fair.  I didn't do it, you did.  This is your fault.  Why couldn't I have better luck?

Oh, I am so sorry to hear that...shall I get you a straw?
So, you can Suck It Up?

No One Owes us ANYTHING...we only owe Ourselves to get off our backsides, count our blessings...and face our challenges.  When you live from that perspective, the Gifts just pour through.

- Bronnie Ware

"Food.  Water.  Shelter.  Air.  Love.  Sleep.

Societal inflation has expanded Need into Greed.

Suddenly the basic survival needs have expanded to Cell Phones, Cable TV, Internet, big houses, catchy bling, known brand names, fancy fast cars and gourmet buffet meals...excuse me while I mentally burp my Senses into perspective.

We have become the biggest Whiners in all human history with the absolute smallest justification for whining."

- Charlie Die Katze

You play the victim, I'll play the disinterested bystander.

From the Bottom of My heart...I just don't give a flying fcuk.
Hardcore, In Your Face Self Help to make you Realize there's more to life than constant bitching!


The American Dream by George Carlin
http://www.spiritube.com/george-carlin-go-back-to-bed-america-video_167bf1359.html


The Number One
1#
Difference between a Winner and a Whiner!

Winners create positive thoughts, whiners look for negativity.

P.s.
If Whiners could become Winers....we All would be better off.
Cheers!

Twisted Destiny

No quotes, no sayings...no nothing!
Just straight up words, right from my mind.
hate is an ugly word, that has no place in our lives....
But, I can make a case for strongly disliking
The Media, Propoganda, Idiots and Imbeciles.....and all other unpleasantries that come with everyday Life.
Stupidity is the light,
Dim light at that!
That fills our eyes and numbs our minds...
Here I sit, ten feet and two seconds away from insignificant mindless gossip...but, I
Sit in my quiet purgatory listening to this nonsense
"If only they knew what crosses my mind"
Which they may never comprehend to begin with.
I can't rescue your lies, I can't defend your errors
Nor can I correct the uncorrectable
Set at a three seat table, green with envy
Red with desire
Nothing short Of A filthy and arrogant soul
Dwelling in delight
In this cruel and unusual punishment
what THIS WORLD needs is to Hit the Reset Button!

It's with one sound, turning into words...
Straight up words
Making Noise
Loud enough to awaken the dead...
This NEEDS to Change
It has too
Otherwise, it will be this way forever...

c
h
a
n
g
e

is the inevitable truth of time
A time split between slavery and distraction

This, is...NOT...what Life Ought to be...

Who made me god?  Who said that I could and should decide?

I could life on this Earth, humbled by its dirt
Driven straight into its ground by ways instilled beyond my control
But wait, control?
Controlled by who or what?  and Why?
I just came here without say....I just hope that I won't leave before I can get heard....
Free Minds, Free Will...Free Lives
Free is the hope that I hope to see before I die

chemistry reacting

Call me what you w a n t....BUT...don't call me what I am not!
What I am not, is what you thought I always was and continue to be...
How dumb, how foolish...how narrow minded...how so you!!!
But, that's who you are and will always continue to be.
And that's life...fair to be unfair.
Cruel to harden our skin, our soul and our mind.
Fierce and unpredictable...to teach us to become the same.
Insane at times, to ground us.
A floodgate of wealth and passion in order to humble the deserving...
Knowledge to confuse the arrogance out,
Turbulence to delegate everyone's ignorance...
e n t i t l e m e n t
Belongs in the field of mice, snakes and vultures
Hospitals for the blind, weak and incompetent
TV for the brilliant idiots and Internet for everyone Else who does think that they're Not the idiot
Karma comes as Karma goes
Karma does what Karma wants
Round and round a broken Ferris wheel
I get dizzy just thinking that you seem to think to know what's behind door number two...
Grassier Greens, or so you thought
What you found, was a century year old drought
Congratulations, you committed mental fraud
Fcuk You too, thank you very much
But I, found my peace
An ocean's view apart of a rising sun
Off on a horizon front
A distance too far, for you to see
After all, you can't begin to understand what hides afar
Much like our Sun, Moon and Stars...
Sweat built these hands,
They were once Innocent, soft, delicate and smooth...
Now,
they've hardened, dried and decayed
Dying
Like a lost spirit on a foggy night
I mind this, I mind that, I mind you all
My lonesome touch isn't void of time and space
Secluded on a virtual island
A Thousand Years away...
Living a secret life
and
Playing Gold with a Fool in love
Sequestered by a Judge who claimed the world...
In the End, nothing was true
All the hands had their fingers pointed
Up, down...every which way
just somewhere other than their lying mirror
and their ugly reflection
No need to fret, I just woke up and knew the Earth never stands still
I also read once,
Nothing lasts forever
Not even that which We want most
and What we want most,
Tends to be what we can never
touch,
smell
nor
taste
After all, I do live in a deaf world
Regardless of how loud I yell about this world's truths
Logic fades with reason
and nothing is left
But the tears and sweet memories of what could have been...
and once was

People Don't Always Need Advice

sometimes,
just
some
...times
All they may need is
a hand to hold,
an ear that listens
and
A Heart that they connect with.

Hate is Love in disguise

"Holding onto anger is like grasping onto hot coal with the intention of throwing it at someone else...In The End 
Only you feel the burn"

Buddha

anger is your

f e a r

projected

o  u  t  w  a  r  d

like a coward,

BLAME

fault

resentment

Become the tools of choice

Harsh.Hurtful.Hatred.

harm the soul

and

flood the ground beneath our feet

"Anger and Intolerance are the Enemies of Correct Understanding."

Ghandi 

Ever Do The Cha Cha?

I like to cha cha
In a Latin bar
With a Dominican that resembles Taina

I like to cha cha
I like to cha cha
With a Dominican that resembles Taina

I like the way you're moving
I saw you from across the bar
I am not of Spanish descent
Fuck those other people [?]
I really would like to taste the
Spanish cuisine you prepare
And your beautiful hair
We just move anywhere

x2

Imma tell all my boys about you mañana
Hope this is your number I'm calling you mañana
Hopefully you come kick it with me mañana
We can cha cha between the sheets mañana
Imma tell all my boys about you mañana
Hope this is your number I'm calling you mañana
Hopefully you come kick it with me mañana
We can cha cha between the sheets mañana

x2

How's everybody feeling out there tonight
If you here you're fucking with the boy tonight can I hear you say yeah
I'm a take y'all motherfuckers on a ride tonight yeah
20 mil finish, when I'm finish y'all gonna be fucking with it yeah

I like to cha cha
I like to cha cha
Like a chameleon that's hanging with Mrs. Frizzle

I like to cha cha
Just a Latin Bar [?]
I like to cha cha
I like to cha cha
With a Dominican that resembles Taina


"Cha Cha"
by
D.R.A.M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jzMhcP7ab3k


Little do you people know that I am Deano Bobo Cha Cha!
Who Yea