1. The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks!
2. Men Ask “Is She Pretty?” Not “Is She Clever?”
3. Doesn’t Your Mama Wash You With Fairy Soap?
4. Use “Chlorinol” And Be Like De White Nigger
5. Cocaine Toothache Drops
6. Keep Her Where She Belongs…
7. Cochon Prodigue
8. Show Her It’s A Man’s World
9. That’s What Wives Are For!
10. Youngest Customers In The Business
11. Start Cola Earlier!
(update: this ad is fake. Thanks Amy K.!)
12. Don’t Worry Darling, You Didn’t Burn The Beer!
13. Men Are Better Than Women!
14. If Your Husband Ever Finds Out..
15. More Doctors Smoke Camels
16. More Doctors Smoke Camels #2
17. Blow In Her Face
18. Begin Early.Shave Yourself
19. It’s Nice To Have A Girl Around The House
20. Because Innocence Is Sexier Than You Think
21. MOPC
Update: @Thomas: морс (or mors) is actually a non-alcoholic juice, pretty close to cranberry juice
22. Smoking Santa
23. Merry Christmas For Every Smoker!
24. StayDry Panties!
25. Is It Always Illegal To Kill A Woman?
+26. SEGA: The More You Play The Harder It Gets
You sit there, eyes glued to the writhing, arcade-quality graphics, pulling and squeezing your knob…
Now you can play with yourself for hours with SEGA’s hand held, full colour games system…
Question: would you like seeing such ads in today’s television and press?
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