Ugly Sweater Party

It was quite a bizarre sight, and just for the record the worthless outfit ran me thirty American Dollars this past Black Friday (i swore i would never shop on that day).  My decision was impulsive, my eyes mesmerized by a mirage of colors....
   ...Three tiered orange button down collared shirt.  The red Tie had Santa in this florescent green and red hue (i think i saw some reindeer too).  An Aqua-Maroon button Up sweater...i can only imagine what Peterman would say.  My Pants, Oh those pants (brought me back to the good old days of the Joker), a dull Purple (with a waist size of 44fourty-four).  Socks?  Oh Yes, they matched my tie, Solid Red.  But the element that i thought (given the tie does give the outfit that special touch) really buys my status are the narrow (yet long) Tan and Brown bowling shoes.  It never dawned on me how slippery those shoes are (makes perfect sense though)...its a good thing that i kept my drinking to a minimum.
    I was more than ready for a party i never got to attend...next year seems so far away...i will take every opportunity to wear my prideful colors to all invited events (would i be disrespecting house of worship wardrobe codes?).  Had i worn this two decades earlier I know I would at least warrant a detention or 2, not to mention some visits from the floor bullies.

Shout out to all the Brothers and Sisters

Especially...all and many..acknowledgments to my readers in South Korea...on the brink of war, taking time out and sharing some thoughts...East meets West!

   As an aside, the most recent and ridiculous story found in the media...in the house of sensationalism...a Floridian teenager gets assaulted by an Otter as he attempted to capture images of the animal on his cell phone.  The Young Fellow is currently sporting a bandage on his right ankle (he was bit there).  As Rodney King once said, "Can't we just All Get Along"


PS Honor yourself, and others will honor you too

Sharing some info

On the Website WebMD in an article by Martin F. Downs he stated some mistakes that all men seemingly make (sometimes over and over again)...in no particular order, and i will not explain his article, its somewhat self-explanatory.
1) Men know what women want
2)Men know what women need
3)Sex feels the same for Men and Women
4)Men know their way around a Woman's Anatomy
5)Wet means Turned On (sorry!)
6)Silence during Sex is Golden (maybe, but not always)

Again speaking from experience...

A restraining order is just another way of saying i love you  :-*

and i am still thinking about you

=-P

They say that love is blind and marriage is an IeyeI opener

So...

if you want a happy marriage

Keep 1one1 eye Shut

Punctilious Safari

     Complication: complexity, intricacy; especially : a situation or a detail of character complicating the main thread of a plot; a making difficult, involved, or intricate; a complex or intricate feature or element; a difficult factor or issue often appearing unexpectedly and changing existing plans, methods, or attitudes

    As a general outsider (with the occasional inside experience), i can absolutely STATE that every human to human dynamic has it fair share of "unexpected" variations to any given situation...and everyone i know offers their best to further deepen that metamorphosis.  Its an unexplained phenomena, considering that we crave stability and consistency...yet we are so quick to toss out our wild cards...Lets call it "tweaking the Design".  Maybe its an unsubstantiated sense of fear for losing control of a situation, perhaps its just an unconscious desire for variety...whatever the purpose, it exists.  With no Rhyme or Reason.

    Another notable consistent behavior within human interconnections is the art of arguing and disagreeing.  Every relationship has those...the more stable ones know how to overcome them.  Correct and forget.  (Maybe not fully correct, but make an amendable bilateral effort to best deal with the situation).  After that, just get ready for the next turbulent issue (small or LARGE...its on its way...trust me).

Lust:  an intense longing : craving; enthusiasm, eagerness; personal inclination : wish; pleasure, delight

  

      When it is impossible to distinguish within a relationship that barrier between love and lust, hold it dear because you are in the midst of a very powerful connection...BOND...one that holds no prejudices nor any boundaries.  I am well aware of how cliche that sounds...how all of this sounds; but these are the markers that stain  two imprisoned converging energies.  Most importantly, if its inevitable that a relationship is close to death...and you are willing to undoubtedly and undeniably fight for it...then you are at the right place, fighting for your instinctual convictions.


P.S.

"I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping."  - Jay Leno.

Those Who

Refuse today to


                make Time For Health and Fitness,


                                         must and will find the time for Illness tommorrow

Paying it Forward

     In the matter of moments while in the midst of a misty evening, i came to a realization of starting a new self tradition...a tradition to give during a day of being thankful...and would you know it...how fate always has a way to present itself.

     I exited the local 7-seveneleven-11just after dropping off my grand mother at her home in Port Jefferson (formerly known as Drown Meadow...gruesome origin behind that name, but that is a blog for another time).  I decided to stop in there specifically because it seemed relatively empty (other then the obvious of wanting something from there).  My car was only the second vehicle in the parking lot, the first had a blonde woman slumped over in the driverside seat...i too found that peculiar and bizarre.  My gut told me to ignore her, so i did.  In and right back Out, three minutes at the very most.  As i stepped off of the curb and took a direct stride in the direction of my driver side door, i heard something eminenting from over my right shoulder (a fairly nondescript noise).  I turned to the direction of the sound, and saw a tall black fellow anxiously holding his phone up...he was almost on the cusp of internally panicking.  

"what was that" i say
"can you do me a favor" he replies
"what's the favor" i respond
"i am not from the area and i need a ride home, my girlfriend just took off with my car"
without hesitating to hear more i ask "where do you live?"?
"coram"
"get in get"
He followed my lead, walked around my car opened the door and off we went...he offered to pay me, i ignored his offering, i wasn't helping him because i wanted his money...i did not want anything from him.  Fifteen15 minutes later, i pull into his driveway, and wish him luck (he confessed to me his ordeal, it involves a second woman and a text message).  Funny i thought, i had a similar incidence once, mine was on purpose though, his not so much.  More like a fool's blunder...its his lesson to learn, and he may.  The ride was my gift on a day for giving.