Never date a Nympho!

We've all been there.

Agence France-Presse reports that a German man in Munich allegedly had to flee to the police after a woman demanded too much sex.

After several amicably agreed upon rolls in the hay, the man reportedly tried to leave the woman's apartment. But she wouldn't let him exit and instead allegedly insisted on more sex. That's when the man ran to the cops for help, according to authorities.

Perhaps the woman in question was unaware of a study reported on by Forbes that found that, while women can, for the most part, never have too much sex, men can.

From Forbes:

Penile tissues, if given too roistering or prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage. In cases you'd just as soon not hear about, permanent damage.

And the German man might not be alone in his desire for a bit less sex.

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