Crushing D.C. Is my first dream

Two down, two to go.  The heats on, the water is boiling...things are about to get rough...and the nastiness is about to burst.

OMG, OMG

Here comes the King to crown his throne

and lay besiege to Lord Stanely's Kingdom

I had a dream, a long arduous dream

Encrypted by my subconscious reasoning

omg, omg

Did I just say that?

Am I really talking?

Can anyone hear me?

Blue was the color of the sky the day the dove landed and heavens cried

Wolf

Or was it Duck, Duck, Goose!

I don't know, but the last time I ran around the rosey

I drank my kool aid 

And was told to go fish

Well, I flipped the switch

Not the only switch

But the only important switch

The next thing I knew I was watching reruns of Good Times

"No Roger, No Rerun...No Rent"

Like the good days of the wild, Wild West

Where my weight in gold wasn't half as impressive as it would be today

One day I say

I said...one day the Gaga Lady

Will turn into stale bread and get confused for Betty White

Not to be confused with white bread

Yuck!

Nobody likes white bread

Only peanut butter and jelly like white bread

And I'm not white enough to be (or not to be) pale beyond belief to eat this jelly, peanut bread...yuck

OmG...am I turning the tide and becoming a spinster?

Is it even possible?

To spin that fast?

At least I ate my corn flakes

They're great!

So...

Let me micromanage what already is too small to macromanage

And add some sugar with a splash of milk in it

Hey you guyz!

Let me finalize our deal and add some jam to it

Shall I?

So, I stood on your beach

As the wind blew sand in my mouth

pretending to enjoy my day

I fell asleep

And woke up in your microwave

You turned it up, but forgot to plug it in

The door was shut, and I had to wait...

A Day or two before the coast cleared

And the cats came home to roost

I like cats because they're quiet and cuddly

(Cats don't Nag, but often times most everything else does)

Welcome to my wall, wouldn't you like to hang a selfie souvenir?

I promise that I won't bark,

But I may growl and I will bite...

Only a nip, a small itty bitty nip

It's time for my nap and medicine

night

night