Monday, April 30, 2012

Lorena has a Little sister...

Craziness has no boundries...
Over this past weekend there was a bit of a Rubble...
Meet our Damsel,
Her name is Anna Mackowiak, and is (soon to be was) a Dentist from Wroclaw, Poland.
Meet 45 year old Marek Olszewski, possibly the World's dumbest, or at the very least...unluckiest man.  This man, was dating Anna...until he found someone he liked better...
Marek, with a Stern Approach, confronts his Girlfriend Anna and tells her that he has found someone "new" and that he can no longer be in a relationship with her.
Was this a good move?
Probably!
Why probably?
Because I feel that Anna might be unstable!

A few days roll by, and Marek develops a serious tootheache.  The only Dentist he knows is Anna.  So he goes and makes an appointment to be seen by his recent "Old" flame, Anna.
What would you expect from Anna?
A professional?
Hopefully!

Anna, feeling Jilted by Marek...over-anesthetizes him during his visit and Removes ALL of HIS Teeth!  Our Scorned Anna then proceeds to heavily bandage Marek's head so he would not notice his "loss" upon awakening by being unable to move his mouth and speak.  He could tell something was amiss, when he was unable to feel any of his teethe.  Anna informs Marek that a complication occured and that he will need to see a specialist.  Nonetheless, Anna assures him that everything will return to normal once the numbness from the Annasthetic wears off...

When Marek got home, he looked in the mirror and noticed that his teeth were no longer in his Head...I wonder what else was missing from Marek's Head?
Just a Question, no need to answer if you know the answer.

Things got worse for Marek...his "New" girl friend dumped him!  She couldn't be with someone without ANY teeth.

Its never easy to break up with anyone.  With or without teeth.  There is an element of vulnerablity that comes with being in a committed relationship...and when one person feels as if they have been taken advantage of, they may very well resort to some extreme measures in order to recalibrate that relationship imbalance.
Maybe Marek had it coming...I don't know, I wasn't there.
Perhaps if it wasn't Marek...Anna would have found a subsititute victim in some other episode of a manic frenzy.  Crimes of passion have no rules, nor do they abide by any logic.  Instead they are fueled by a fiery force driven by Eros...

Anna is currently under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient, a penalty punishable with a three year jail sentence.
Marek is saving up for Dentures and a New Girlfriend.

Good Luck to Marek and Anna...maybe when Anna gets out of Jail, Marek forgives her and they find happiness and everlasting Bliss?
Now that would be quite the fairly tale!

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