The most famous Residence building in New York?
The Dakota...
Well lets start our story for the day
Jayson rhymes with Benjamin, and the S in silly stands for Stupid...right Jay? Or should i just keep it simple and call you Ben? Simple is a good word, denotes basic, and that sums up the mind of any regular fellow. I must say that i am very curious to hear Sandi's friend Tracy, her Relationship Theories. If my insights stand for Ying, then Tracy's perspective could be Yang. Its Saturday, that could mean that tomorrow's discussion could be an endless wave of mindless rift. Where will the tide take us?
Just for the record...i is for idiot (Vlaka if you know Greek). Following me Jay?
Anyhow, the party tonight some ONE100HUNDRED guests in a dance club best exemplified by the Jersey Shore knucklehead mentally...i absolutely can not wait to not go, thank you.
more like lamebrain and lunkheaded with a flavoring of Yappiness
loquacious in their own way, not even one that only a mother could love...poor, ignorant basterds
I expect that this party could potentially be (lets keep this political and eloquent) fatefully calamitous when you get lonely people in a room full of free alcohol...just for the record not all guest fall within this demographic! At least the party (lets hope) ends before midnight...because nothing ever Good happens After midnight. I just got off the phone with my sister, i was hoping to convince her to come with me, not because i feel comfortable bringing a date, but rather she could be my buffer...there is an unknown that exists within an all consuming rip tide of infinite drowning souls...the majority i only know from afar, therein exists the unknown...shes more interested in lactate levels during exercise
I always feared my sisters' boredom could sink any vessel
Should i go? To be perfectly honest, there are probably ten other adventures i would rather attempt tonight...(none include Autumn Nights)...there is a ring to that name
Better than being the Big Ugly Yucky Boogie, right Jayson? Jay? Buddy are you still with me?
To bring closure on the J file, as a holiday Text to all of his past conquests...he sent them all a painfully basic and bare reminder of their fleeting lost bonded lust...
Lets be honest here, that probably Only reinforced to the ladies how good their current fortune truly is!
Much to his chagrin, Jay's fiancee found those texts....
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