Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Death by Sausage

This Past Fourth of July...
Joey "Jaws" Chestnut retained his Title, he is the current reigning Coney Islands Nathan's Hot Dog eating champion....(by the way quick fact, the classification for hot dog meat is SLUNK)...can you say YUCK!  He 8 sixty-two "dogs" in ten10minutes (his record is sixty68eight)....yum???not quite!!!
"Winning tastes pretty good, I feel Greeeaaaaaattttttt!!!!"
sure you do Joey...

Joey does have company in the world of odd dietary habits...
ever hear about the Bug Fest?  I can't wait to see the Roach Race...
Tunarama anyone?  You can Tune a Piano, but never a Tuna...remember that!  P.S.  Tuna Tossing has been a sport since 200 AD Olympics in Athens, Greece...just saying
RoadKillCookOff???
Its great to be a Hick...well, maybe not....
My deepest and sincerest apologies to any Hicks that may be reading this...do you forgive me?
Nonetheless, check these contests out for yourself
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/food-wine/worlds-weirdest-food-festivals_b_898652.html#s309030&title=La_Tomatina

Bon appetit!
and
Salute!

P.S. Assault by Sausage?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/27/tajuana-banks-arrested-bratwurst-_n_911138.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl1|sec3_lnk2|81676#s317003&title=Dumb_Crime_Masterminds

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