Who is Patrick Benson?

A common enough question that I felt truly compelled to answer...its my Pen Name.  Long story short, I mistakenly heard this Jabroni friend of mine (known as Hollywood Hughes) call me Patrick Benson.  (He actually called me Palatzo something or another, who knows).  Anyways it had a nice ring to it, so I kept it because it seems to be the type of name that sticks.  The rest, shall we say is history.

P.S. I am not a sailor

Really, I'm not