Thursday, February 16, 2012

Do a Grouch a Favor Today Part I

A couple having a little fun...
The boyfriend disrobes his willing partner, bounds her, throws her in the back of his car...it's Valentines Day!

They wanted bondage, and they wound up in handcuffs.

A Portland, Ore., couple was arrested on Valentine's Day after cops mistook a bound and naked woman in the back of a car for a crime in progress...calls to the local Police streamed in from the concerned eyes of shoppers from a Portland grocery store, as well as, a few other locations.

Nikolas Alexander Harbar, 31, was only "role-playing" when he allegedly tied up and covered the mouth of his naked girlfriend with duct tape...the willing participant was non other then 26-year-old Stephanie Morgan Pelzner...she was thrown into the back of his Subaru in the early afternoon. But the ill advised ball-and-chain action went awry when cops received calls from many concerned witnesses. The couple thought it would be funny if they drove around to various stores locations in hopes of ascertaining a mass shock effect...Now that is entertainment value!

"Officers continued to check the area, concerned for the welfare of the bound and naked female," the report reads. "The vehicle was spotted ... an officer made contact with a male walking away from the car and noticed a bound and naked female in the back of the car."

Harbar told cops that the two "were just having some fun," and Pelzner confirmed that "she was voluntarily bound and nude." But officers weren't so quick to laugh it off -- After all, they had already sent at least nine patrol cars to look for the sex fiends...I wonder what all those Officers were hoping to find?

"The concern is their actions created a pretty substantial public alarm, to the point where you have a 911 caller saying she's concerned about this person tied up naked in the back of a car," Lt. Robert King, bureau spokesman. "Why would the officers think it was a Valentine's Day thing ... it creates a lot of concern from the public."

Harbar and Pelzner were arrested and charged with Second degree disorderly conduct...booked into the Multnomah County jail...but released later that day. Blah, blah, blah...BuzzKill!

Cops can be such Grouches!!!

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