This farcical Muse has had her fair share of run ins with witless highbrows...none more apparent then the self humoring Andrew Meyer...whom not only opted to ignore service etiquette and deny Ms Liss of her well deserved Tip...rather he chose the route of a scorned lover and needlessly insult our Vixen
he stated on his tab
"You could stand to loose a few pounds"
His EXACT words handwritten underneath a big fat zero
loose lips sink ships Andrew
Welcome to your fifteen minutes
Don't lose any sleep over it
twelve minutes are already up
before you know it, you'll be a distant memory
very few folk are remembered
BUT...how impressed is your lady friend with your drawn attention
I bet she loves how you skipped on a tip while on your date
And Ms Liss, how clever to expose and inform everyone of how selfish rudeness runs amok, among so many in our communities. For every ten Andrews you'll find one protagonist...there are still some good folk out there!
This is Captain Patrick Benson
and tonight I will serve my first of three nights out
as per my penalty
for losing a bet
this past Sunday
Open Mic night
down at the Port Side Pub
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